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EXT. MID DAY, LAVISH COURTYARD
GERALDINE leans her portly torso out of the carriage window,
squinting down her nose to see what the hold-up is.
PHILLIPE, their peasant driver, is struggling to lift
ROSEMARY out of her elaborate sitting chair, and place her
into the carriage.
GERALDINE
What's the delay? We were meant to
leave almost half an hour ago!
Would you please hurry, knave?!
PHILLIPE
Yes, milady, I've almost got her...
Phillipe fixes his grip and heaves again.
His face strains, his eyes closed tightly, as he focuses
every ounce of strength into lifting this portly woman from
her chair.
ROSEMARY
Oh come on, you worm! Put your
weight into it!
PHILLIPE
(muttering)
It might be easier if you try that,
milady...
ROSEMARY
What did you say? Lift me, you
weaselly brute!
PHILLIPE
(grunting)
Yes, madam!
Philippe slowly lifts Rosemary out of her chair, like a
large frilly bag of potatoes.
ROSEMARY
In the carriage! In the carriage!
Phillipe obliges,waddling to the carriage under his heavy
load.
Rosemary stretches her legs out, her feet waggling as she
nears the footstep of the carriage.
When close enough, she daintily disentangles herself from
Phillipe's shaking arms, easily enters the carriage, and
slams the door quickly shut.
ROSEMARY
Now, do your job and drive us!
PHILLIPE
(panting)
Yes, miss...
Phillipe staggers to the front of the carriage, climbing up
and taking his seat. His two passengers begin chatting
behind him.
GERALDINE
Did you hear, Rosemary, the price
of silk has risen again! Another
pound! It's ludicrous!
ROSEMARY
Oh I know, Geraldine! Soon they'll
be raising the taxes on tea!
Goodness knows what we will do,
then!
Phillipe sighs and rolls his eyes, internally cursing his
employment.
The horse leading the carriage plods on, nonchalantly,
despite the flicks of the reigns, from Phillipe.
Phillipe sighs again and flops back on his seat, resigning
to the fact that he is in for a rather long, and irritating
carriage ride.
ROSEMARY
Oh! Geraldine! Did you hear of Lady
Hawthorne? Stopped and taken
advantage of by a Highwayman near
the old Windmill!
GERALDINE
(Coyly)
I'm sure it was not that difficult
for the fellow...
ROSEMARY
Oh, Geraldine, you minx!
Both ladies burst into devious giggles as they begin to
throw grapes into their heavily make-upped mouths, chewing
wetly and loudly.
GERALDINE
(Conspiratorially)
Perhaps we'll have a chance
encounter with a dashing
Highwayman...
PHILLIPE
(muttering)
Let's hope not...
ROSEMARY
Perhaps he'd even want to take
certain...liberties with us!
Both ladies begin to furiously fan themselves with ornate
oriental paper fans as, underneath their heavily applied
makeup, they go crimson.
Phillipe shudders at the thought, rolls his eyes, and sighs.
He flicks the reigns again, and yet again they have no
effect on the slowly moving horse.
CUT TO
EXT. MID DAY, COUNTRYSIDE
A sharp, squealing burst of high pitched giggles splits
through the serene countryside as the carriage rumbles along
the road.
GERALDINE
Oh, Rosemary, you are bad!
Phillipe's eye begins to twitch.
Rosemary tosses another grape into her mouth, just as the
carriage slowly trundles around a corner.
Suddenly the wheel bounces off a large rock, sending the
carriage jolting back down to the ground sharply.
Rosemary's face contorts as the grape gets lodged in her
throat.
She begins to choke.
Geraldine continues talking, not noticing her friend.
GERALDINE
Did you hear about what the King's
own scout brought back from the New
World? A furred fish! Those
Canadian waters must surely be cold
to breed such a creature!
ROSEMARY
(gagging)
GERALDINE
Oh I agree, it must be quite
exciting over there, indeed.
Perhaps we shall take a journey
over, sometime!
Rosemary's face goes blue, and then purple as her eyes
bulge.
GERALDINE
Did you hear of the newest fad in
Belgium? Waffles! If it's anything
like their chocolates, we'll have
to plan a plundering trip soon,
Rosemary!
Rosemary gives one final gag. Her tongue flops lifelessly
out of her mouth and her eyes roll back to white as she
expires with a hollow gasp.
An ethereal copy of Rosemary leaves her now dead form.
She examines her hands, astonished that she is able to see
through them. Rosemary then shoots a vengeful glare at
Geraldine, who hasn't even noticed that her friend is no
longer in the land of the living.
As Geraldine continues babbling on, Rosemary gets an idea.
Just as Geraldine pops another grape into her mouth,
Rosemary decides to take action.
ROSEMARY
(Spooky, ghostly, also meanly)
Boo!!
Geraldine stops speaking and actually looks at Rosemary.
GERALDINE
Oh deary, me, Rosemary, your
complexion looks rather horrible!
You're ghastly pale!
Rosemary raises an eyebrow.
Geraldine laughs and throws another grape into her mouth.
The carriage suddenly jolts off of another large rock.
Geraldine's eyes bulge. Her face begins to turn blue.
CUT TO
EXT. MID DAY, COUNTRYSIDE
Phillipe sighs. Finally, things are silent. He is able to
actually hear the countryside around him.
Things are finally peaceful.
Slowly, Philippe begins to smile as he flicks the reigns,
and again, they have no effect.
Philippe looks up to the sun, feeling its warmth on his
face, he smiles larger.
Behind him, two ethereal, plump forms rise from the carriage
and float lazily into the sky.
Philippe finally has a peaceful carriage ride.
CUT TO END
GERALDINE leans her portly torso out of the carriage window,
squinting down her nose to see what the hold-up is.
PHILLIPE, their peasant driver, is struggling to lift
ROSEMARY out of her elaborate sitting chair, and place her
into the carriage.
GERALDINE
What's the delay? We were meant to
leave almost half an hour ago!
Would you please hurry, knave?!
PHILLIPE
Yes, milady, I've almost got her...
Phillipe fixes his grip and heaves again.
His face strains, his eyes closed tightly, as he focuses
every ounce of strength into lifting this portly woman from
her chair.
ROSEMARY
Oh come on, you worm! Put your
weight into it!
PHILLIPE
(muttering)
It might be easier if you try that,
milady...
ROSEMARY
What did you say? Lift me, you
weaselly brute!
PHILLIPE
(grunting)
Yes, madam!
Philippe slowly lifts Rosemary out of her chair, like a
large frilly bag of potatoes.
ROSEMARY
In the carriage! In the carriage!
Phillipe obliges,waddling to the carriage under his heavy
load.
Rosemary stretches her legs out, her feet waggling as she
nears the footstep of the carriage.
When close enough, she daintily disentangles herself from
Phillipe's shaking arms, easily enters the carriage, and
slams the door quickly shut.
ROSEMARY
Now, do your job and drive us!
PHILLIPE
(panting)
Yes, miss...
Phillipe staggers to the front of the carriage, climbing up
and taking his seat. His two passengers begin chatting
behind him.
GERALDINE
Did you hear, Rosemary, the price
of silk has risen again! Another
pound! It's ludicrous!
ROSEMARY
Oh I know, Geraldine! Soon they'll
be raising the taxes on tea!
Goodness knows what we will do,
then!
Phillipe sighs and rolls his eyes, internally cursing his
employment.
The horse leading the carriage plods on, nonchalantly,
despite the flicks of the reigns, from Phillipe.
Phillipe sighs again and flops back on his seat, resigning
to the fact that he is in for a rather long, and irritating
carriage ride.
ROSEMARY
Oh! Geraldine! Did you hear of Lady
Hawthorne? Stopped and taken
advantage of by a Highwayman near
the old Windmill!
GERALDINE
(Coyly)
I'm sure it was not that difficult
for the fellow...
ROSEMARY
Oh, Geraldine, you minx!
Both ladies burst into devious giggles as they begin to
throw grapes into their heavily make-upped mouths, chewing
wetly and loudly.
GERALDINE
(Conspiratorially)
Perhaps we'll have a chance
encounter with a dashing
Highwayman...
PHILLIPE
(muttering)
Let's hope not...
ROSEMARY
Perhaps he'd even want to take
certain...liberties with us!
Both ladies begin to furiously fan themselves with ornate
oriental paper fans as, underneath their heavily applied
makeup, they go crimson.
Phillipe shudders at the thought, rolls his eyes, and sighs.
He flicks the reigns again, and yet again they have no
effect on the slowly moving horse.
CUT TO
EXT. MID DAY, COUNTRYSIDE
A sharp, squealing burst of high pitched giggles splits
through the serene countryside as the carriage rumbles along
the road.
GERALDINE
Oh, Rosemary, you are bad!
Phillipe's eye begins to twitch.
Rosemary tosses another grape into her mouth, just as the
carriage slowly trundles around a corner.
Suddenly the wheel bounces off a large rock, sending the
carriage jolting back down to the ground sharply.
Rosemary's face contorts as the grape gets lodged in her
throat.
She begins to choke.
Geraldine continues talking, not noticing her friend.
GERALDINE
Did you hear about what the King's
own scout brought back from the New
World? A furred fish! Those
Canadian waters must surely be cold
to breed such a creature!
ROSEMARY
(gagging)
GERALDINE
Oh I agree, it must be quite
exciting over there, indeed.
Perhaps we shall take a journey
over, sometime!
Rosemary's face goes blue, and then purple as her eyes
bulge.
GERALDINE
Did you hear of the newest fad in
Belgium? Waffles! If it's anything
like their chocolates, we'll have
to plan a plundering trip soon,
Rosemary!
Rosemary gives one final gag. Her tongue flops lifelessly
out of her mouth and her eyes roll back to white as she
expires with a hollow gasp.
An ethereal copy of Rosemary leaves her now dead form.
She examines her hands, astonished that she is able to see
through them. Rosemary then shoots a vengeful glare at
Geraldine, who hasn't even noticed that her friend is no
longer in the land of the living.
As Geraldine continues babbling on, Rosemary gets an idea.
Just as Geraldine pops another grape into her mouth,
Rosemary decides to take action.
ROSEMARY
(Spooky, ghostly, also meanly)
Boo!!
Geraldine stops speaking and actually looks at Rosemary.
GERALDINE
Oh deary, me, Rosemary, your
complexion looks rather horrible!
You're ghastly pale!
Rosemary raises an eyebrow.
Geraldine laughs and throws another grape into her mouth.
The carriage suddenly jolts off of another large rock.
Geraldine's eyes bulge. Her face begins to turn blue.
CUT TO
EXT. MID DAY, COUNTRYSIDE
Phillipe sighs. Finally, things are silent. He is able to
actually hear the countryside around him.
Things are finally peaceful.
Slowly, Philippe begins to smile as he flicks the reigns,
and again, they have no effect.
Philippe looks up to the sun, feeling its warmth on his
face, he smiles larger.
Behind him, two ethereal, plump forms rise from the carriage
and float lazily into the sky.
Philippe finally has a peaceful carriage ride.
CUT TO END
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This is a script I did up for my Script Writing class.
We had a renaissance theme for the term, and the script had to involve some sort of conflict, as well as a ghost scaring a person, and a reaction.
My conflict is more of the silent type, between the driver, Philippe, and his two passengers.
We had a renaissance theme for the term, and the script had to involve some sort of conflict, as well as a ghost scaring a person, and a reaction.
My conflict is more of the silent type, between the driver, Philippe, and his two passengers.
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wonderful, I can imagine that quite well in my head